Ya see, me and the Lord have an understanding.Jake
I never said I was a golden god... did I?Russell Hammond
Frank Falenczyk: Are you pregnant?
Laurel Pearson: No! Unless you put something in my egg-roll. And then put the egg-roll in my...
[to Rosemary] We both have dead people in our families.Max Fischer
They might as well call it whitejack!Frank
So, how's my butt?Sam Baldwin
Young Dr. Evil: Would it kill you to put on some clothes? Honestly it's like living with frickin Sasquatch.
Young Austin Powers: Hey, have you seen my Balzac?
Young Dr. Evil: I'm looking at your Balzac right now.
Devil hands have been busy...John Connor
This feud is stupid, selfish, and it affects a lot of people!Liyah
Sir Alexander Dane: You're just going to have to figure out what it wants. What is its motivation?
Jason Nesmith: It's a rock monster. It doesn't have motivation.
Sir Alexander Dane: See, that's your problem, Jason. You were never serious about the craft.
Lando: Having trouble with your droid?
Han Solo: No, no problem. Why?
Vacation's when you go somewhere... and you don't ever come back.Mrs. Gump