We live in a real world, Ani. Come back to it.

Padme

[a zombie is crushed by a falling piano] Poor flat bastard.

Columbus

Gummi bears!

Steve

Scotty Brennen: See that girl over there in the red? Say "hi" to her and she's yours. She'll have her legs around you so tight you'll be begging for mercy.
Josh: Well, I'll stay away from her, then.

Damn hamster.

John McClane

Django: Cora, say goodbye to Miss Laura.
Cora: Goodbye, Miss Laura...
Django: Goodbye, Miss Laura!

Sarah: [Meg and Sarah are in the elevator trying to escape] What's going on?
Meg: People. In the house.

Oh, you federally fucked now.

Alonzo Harris

Marcus: You look terrible.
John Wick: Rusty, I guess.

Adhemar: Your armor, sir.
William: What about it?
Adhemar: How stylish of you to joust in an antique. You'll start a new fashion if you win. My grandfather will be able to wear his in public again, and a shield, how quaint.
[William rides off]
Adhemar: Some of these poor country knights, little better then peasants.

[to her husband after he stares at a group of girls] Why don't you just lick 'em when they walk by?

Sheila

This is the 75th year of the Hunger Games. The tributes are to be reaped on the existing pool of victors!

President Snow

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