[singing] There's a bunch of birds in the sky. And some deers just went running by.

Stan

Capt. Jack Aubrey: What is it with this man? Did I kill a relative of his in battle, perhaps? His boy, God forbid?
Dr. Stephen Maturin: He fights like you, Jack.

Denny: You know you don't have to do this.
Doug Carlin: What if I already have?

[after Janiro fight] He ain't pretty no more.

Tommy Como

Hannah: Are you trying to kill me?
Selena: No, sweetheart. I'm making you not care. Okay?

The only serious relationship I've been in ended in a broken collarbone and a dead meerkat.

Gordon

Robert Langdon: It's an old wives' tale.
Sir Leigh Teabing: The original one, in fact!

Not all of us are human!

Kate Lloyd

If I really wanted to fucking bother you, this is what I would do.

Richie DiMaso

Things at Hogwarts are far worse than I feared!

Dolores Umbridge

Phil: What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing that you did mattered?
Ralph: That about sums it up for me.

Buggin' Out: Why don't you go back to Massachusetts?
Clifton: I was born in Brooklyn!

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