[On how to use a reentry module to get back to Earth] You just point the damned thing at Earth. It's not rocket science.Matt Kowalski
Cooper: Everybody ready to say goodbye to our solar system?
Romilly: To our galaxy.
Because you love her, I will forgive that, ONCE! Say that again, and you are no longer my brother.Tristan
I don't enjoy killing, Mr. Smith. I do it because I'm addicted to it.Mr. Earl Brooks
He met his Waterloo.James Bond
Isaac Davis: Has anybody read that Nazis are gonna march in New Jersey? Y'know, I read this in the newspaper. We should go down there, get some guys together, y'know, get some bricks and baseball bats and really explain things to them.
Party Guest: There is this devastating satirical piece on that on the Op Ed page of the Times, it is devastating.
Isaac Davis: Well, a satirical piece in the Times is one thing, but bricks and baseball bats really gets right to the point.
I'll kick everyone's ass in this room!Mike Dexter
Rick: Right, she's a reincarnated princess and I'm a warrior for God?
Ardeth Bay: And your son leads the way to Ahm Shere. Three sides of the pyramid. This was all preordained thousands of years ago.
Evelyn: But how does the story end?
Ardeth Bay: Only the journey is written, not the destination.
Miranda Priestly: [to Andy] Emily? Emily!
Nigel: [to Andy] She means you.
Randal Graves: You're in the bestiality business.
Sexy Stud: Hey. Fucko. We like to call it inter-species erotica.
Randal Graves: Intriguing.
[on sex] I swear, by the third time I was so loud car alarms were going off and dogs were barking.Maggie
Well you sure are getting an early jump on your baby proofing! Don't worry about a thing, it shouldn't be a problem for anyone over 7.Boo-Boo Buster