[On how to use a reentry module to get back to Earth] You just point the damned thing at Earth. It's not rocket science.

Matt Kowalski

Cooper: Everybody ready to say goodbye to our solar system?
Romilly: To our galaxy.

Because you love her, I will forgive that, ONCE! Say that again, and you are no longer my brother.

Tristan

I don't enjoy killing, Mr. Smith. I do it because I'm addicted to it.

Mr. Earl Brooks

He met his Waterloo.

James Bond

Isaac Davis: Has anybody read that Nazis are gonna march in New Jersey? Y'know, I read this in the newspaper. We should go down there, get some guys together, y'know, get some bricks and baseball bats and really explain things to them.
Party Guest: There is this devastating satirical piece on that on the Op Ed page of the Times, it is devastating.
Isaac Davis: Well, a satirical piece in the Times is one thing, but bricks and baseball bats really gets right to the point.

I'll kick everyone's ass in this room!

Mike Dexter

Rick: Right, she's a reincarnated princess and I'm a warrior for God?
Ardeth Bay: And your son leads the way to Ahm Shere. Three sides of the pyramid. This was all preordained thousands of years ago.
Evelyn: But how does the story end?
Ardeth Bay: Only the journey is written, not the destination.
Rick: Convenient.

Miranda Priestly: [to Andy] Emily? Emily!
Nigel: [to Andy] She means you.

Randal Graves: You're in the bestiality business.
Sexy Stud: Hey. Fucko. We like to call it inter-species erotica.
Randal Graves: Intriguing.

[on sex] I swear, by the third time I was so loud car alarms were going off and dogs were barking.

Maggie

Well you sure are getting an early jump on your baby proofing! Don't worry about a thing, it shouldn't be a problem for anyone over 7.

Boo-Boo Buster

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