First I get my name in the phone book and now I'm on your ass. You know, I'll bet more people see that than the phone book.

Navin Johnson

Bring balance to the force... not leave it in darkness!

Obi-Wan Kenobi

I want to be your husband and I want you to be my wife... so bad... so... Will you marry me?

Jeremy

I hope you're not a member of the fire brigade.

Alfred Pennyworth

Ah, ah, ah! Nobody says the "B" word!

Beetlejuice

Morpheus: You saw the Oracle? What did she tell you?
Niobe: Same thing she always does: exactly what I needed to hear.

Looks like tonight the lone wolf rides... alone

Mr. Furious

Rooster: So long, Tom.
Turk: Where are you going?
Rooster: I dunno. To hell, I suppose.

We figured there was too much happiness here for just the two of us, so we figured havin' a critter was the next logical step.

H.I.

It's okay, it's just pain.

Flint Lockwood

Mary Boleyn: You know I love him...
Anne Boleyn: Well, I guess you'll have to stop.

Louis Winthorpe III: [after ruining the Dukes] Happy New Year!
Randolph Duke: [hoarsely] Winthorpe.
Mortimer Duke: [stunned] Valentine.
Billy Ray Valentine: Hey! How'd y'all make out today?
Mortimer Duke: How could you do this to us after everything we've done for you?
Billy Ray Valentine: Oh, see, I made Louis a bet here. See, Louis bet me that we couldn't both get rich and put y'all in the poor house at the same time. He didn't think we could do it. I won.
Louis Winthorpe III: [grinning] I lost... One dollar.
Billy Ray Valentine: Thank you, Louis.
Louis Winthorpe III: After you.
Billy Ray Valentine: Certainly.

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