Westley: Oh, what I wouldn't give for a holocaust cloak.
Inigo Montoya: There, we cannot help you.
Fezzik: [pulls out a cloak] Will this do?
Inigo Montoya: Where did you get that?
Fezzik: At Miracle Max's. It fit so nice, he said I could keep it.

I'm dead. I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I died, I'm dead.


I need to believe... that something extraordinary is possible.


My name is Jordan Belfort. The year I turned 26, I made 49 million dollars, which really pissed me off because it was three shy of a million a week.

Jordan Belfort

You is kind. You is smart. You is important.

Aibileen Clark

Now it isn't all oriental martial arts. Sometimes you give a little mexican judo. As in you don't know who you messin with homes

Drillbit Taylor

[singing] I could while away the hours/conferrin' with the flowers/consultin' with the rain/And my head I'd be scratchin'/ While my thoughts were busy hatchin'/If I only had a brain.


[when Charlie proposes to have sex with her] I'm going to fuck you till you die!

Eleanor Skipple

Here lies the body of Mary Lee; died at the age of a hundred and three. For fifteen years she kept her virginity; not a bad record for this vicinity.


I'm stupid. You're smart. I was wrong. You were right. You're the best. I'm the wrost. You're very good-looking. I'm not very attractive.

Happy Gilmore

Dr. John Watson: It's not that he can't ride horses... how is it you put it?
Sherlock Holmes: Their dangerous at both end and crafty in the middle... Why would I want anything with a mind of its own bobbing about between my legs?

Tattaglia's a pimp. He never could've out fought Santino. But I didn't know until this day that it was Barzini all along.

Don Corleone

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