It's not about what it is, Its about what it can become.The Once-ler
Michael: It's not that big.
Zohan: No, not that. The bush, is biggest you ever seen, right?
Football Player #1: Jan's got spirit, yes he do!
Football Player #2: Jan's got spirit, how bout you?
Jan: Dude! You just lost!
Now that's how you get pink eye.Ben Stone
That's the best part about the Jeffrey. It goes away and then it comes back.Jonathan Snow
Tessio: Tom, can you get me off the hook? For old times' sake?
Tom Hagen: Can't do it, Sally.
Keith Frazier: Sorry to interrupt you, Mister Mayor, but there's an old American saying: When there's blood on the streets, somebody's gotta go to jail.
Leon the Snowman: By the way don't eat the yellow snow.
Buddy: Oh, I know that.
Here's your campus map, and your official BU rape whistle! Don't blow it unless it's actually happening!Barden Greeter
If the rule you followed brought you to this, what good is the rule?Anton Chigurh
Peter Klaven: I'm Peter Klaven, I'm the Realtor.
Sydney Fife: Hey check out these too. That guy needs to fart.
Peter Klaven: He does seem to be clenching.
Sydney Fife: Watch the leg... Boom!
Peter Klaven: He farted in my open house.
Sydney Fife: He sure did.
Chubbs: It's all in the hips. It's all in the hips. It's all in the hips. It's all in the hips.
Happy Gilmore: Get off of me.
Chubbs: Just easing the tension, baby. Just easing the tension.
Happy Gilmore: Yeah, well ease it on someone else.