Uncle Vernon: And Dudley, you will be?
Dudley Dursley: I'll be waiting to open the door.
Uncle Vernon: Excellent. And you?
Harry: I'll be in my bedroom, making no noise and pretending I don't exist.

Don't stare at me with those big eyes. Geez, you look like one of those barefoot kids from Boliva who needs foster parents.

Isaac Davis

Popularity is the slutty little cousin of prestige.

Mike Shiner

Josh: I'm much better at video hockey.
Paul: That's not a sport.
Josh: It requires hand and eye coordination.
Paul: It's not a sport if you don't sweat.
Josh: What about golf? It's a sport and you don't sweat.
Paul: It's not a sport if you let a machine do all the work.
Josh: What about car racing?
Paul: Shut up, Baskin.

Sam: It's the Ring, isn't it?
Frodo: It's getting heavier.

This happens. This is something that happens.

Stanley Spector

Boy, I didn't know deers could... could do that, you know?

Corky St. Clair

Just because your dad called the cops doesn't mean that he doesn't love you.

Dale Arbus

He's so cheesy, I can't watch him without crackers.


Galahad: Did you see the film Trading Places?
Eggsy: No
Galahad: How about Nikita? Pretty Woman? All right, my point is, that the lack of a silver spoon has set you on a certain path but you needn’t stay on it. If you’re prepared to adapt and learn, you can transform.
Eggsy: Oh, like in My Fair Lady.
Galahad: You’re all full of surprises.

I was thinkin' I would go over there. I recken they could use all the help they could get.

Sam Childers

What was the first thing I ever said to you?

Neville Flynn

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