Torrance Shipman: Get out of here!
Justin Shipman: Hey, this is the living room, it's public domain!

Mal: You keep telling yourself what you know. But what do you believe? What do you feel?
Cobb: Guilt.

Drunk and tone-deaf. Never a good combination.


Ron Burgundy: Brick, can you hear me?
Brick Tamland: I can't hear you.
Ron Burgundy: You're answering so I think you can hear me.
Brick Tamland: No, I can't.

Get us laid! Ahhhhhhhhh!


He wouldn't listen to me if he was going deaf tomorrow.

LaShawn Malone

Donny: They posted the next round for the tournament.
Walter Sobchak: Donny, shut the f- when do we play?

The white Jesus keeps starin at me!



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Oh God, please don't let me get killed.


He's so little!


Lower my voice.

Matt Gadman

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