Peel out, I just love it when guys peel out.

Debbie Dunham

Someone reminded me I once said 'Greed is Good'... now it seems it's legal.

Gordon Gekko

She's a predator posing as a house pet.

Tyler Durden

Ennis Del Mar: Hey, Monroe. Is Alma here?
Monroe: Uh, yeah, she's in the condiments aisle.
Ennis Del Mar: The what?
Monroe: Uh - ketchup.
Ennis Del Mar: Thanks.

You suck! Jackass!


Royal: Are you trying to steal my woman?
Henry Sherman: I beg your pardon.
Royal: You heard me, Coltrane.
Henry Sherman: Coltrane?
Royal: What?
Henry Sherman: Did you just call me Coltrane?
Royal: No.
Henry Sherman: You didn't?
Royal: No.
Henry Sherman: Okay...

Jane's Aunt: Must be so hard to watch your younger sister get married before you.
Jane: Yes. Then I remember that I still get to have hot hate sex with random strangers and I feel SO much better!

And now, young Skywalker... you will die.

The Emperor

My, we seem to be a little short on brotherly love round here.

Butch Cassidy

[during earthquake] FUCK ME!

Ben Stone

What you did to Tony Stark on that racetrack... WOW!

Justin Hammer

Come on, man, play the fuckin' thing!

Johnny Cash

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