Do I really look like I want to go to fucking Buffalo?Laurel Pearson
[narrating] Being suspended is like getting a paid vacation. Why do they think it's a punishment? It's like your dog pees on the carpet and you give him a treat. Then you get in trouble for skipping school, it's sooo stupid! Hendricks told me, "One more time" and I'd be expelled. Sounded good to me.Tammy Metzler
After all, I am a ticking time bomb of fury.Mr. Furious
Maria, I am your daughter.Isabella Rossi
You with me, baby?Buddy 'Aces' Israel
Bianca: You suck!
Kat Stratford: [Mocking Bianca] You suck!
Roy Eberhardt: We've got to stop this construction once and for all.
Mullet Fingers: We're the only ones who care.
Roy Eberhardt: We're the only ones that know!
Close your eyes ladies! I'm comin' in!Tom Reagan
Hey, check it out - meals on wheels.Soldier
Oh, it's not the speed really so much, I just wish I hadn't drunk all that cough syrup this morning.John Winger
Moe: Mind your P's and Q's!
Curly: Don't forget to dot the I's!
Chili Palmer: Harry Zimm.
Harry Zimm: Jesus Christ!
Chili Palmer: How you doing? I'm Chili Palmer.
Harry Zimm: Jesus, if I have a heart attack, I hope you know what to do.