Wolfman: This gives me a hard on.
Hollywood: Don't tease me.

Eugene Kittridge: I understand you're very upset.
Ethan Hunt: You've never seen me very upset.

Man, what am I DOIN' in here, man? This ol' ghetto ass class got people in here lookin' like a bad rerun of cops!


If any of us get laid tonight, it's because of Eric Bana in "Munich."

Ben Stone

Supreme Chancellor Palpatine: [about Dooku] Get help. You're no match for him, he's a Sith Lord.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Chancellor Palpatine, Sith Lords are our speciality.

You're gonna kill me woman! I need sleep, I need food, to regain my strength!

Young Noah

What you are imagining right now? That place can be as real as anything.

Madam Gorski

Eve Kendall: I tipped the steward five dollars to seat you here if you should come in.
Roger Thornhill: Is that a proposition?
Eve Kendall: I never discuss love on an empty stomach.
Roger Thornhill: You've already eaten!
Eve Kendall: But you haven't.

Well there won't be any berries in the fruit salad now, so we all lose.


Edward Wilson: You are never to tell anyone what it is that I do!
Clover Wilson: What you do? I don't know what you do! You leave at five, you're home at ten, seven days a week! I live with a ghost! I don't know anything about you!

Poor Professor Lupin's having a really tough night.


Five and Dime Manager: Divorce is an abomination. Marriage is for life.
June Carter: I'm sorry I let you down, ma'am.

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