It's not my fault!

Han Solo

Rachel Rose: Oh my God! The Iraqi defense minister just committed suicide!
Rabbi Jake Schram: Ooh! Is that bad or good?

I'm not staying in this freaking house another second, so come on.

Luke

Marissa: Listen, I'm sorry I didn't call you on your birthday.
Frank: My birthday? What do you mean?
Marissa: Yeah, last Thursday. Oh, you forgot your birthday, didn't you, Frank?
Frank: Damn it. I'm such an idiot.

There's no "immunity" to bullets!

Jeff Spoder

Get off my lawn!

Walt Kowalski

Fiona: How's Duckface?
Charles: Good form actually, not too mad.

Carla Jean Moss: You don't have to do this.
Anton Chigurh: [smiles] Everybody says that.

John Lennon is rolling over in his grave to hide the giant boner you just gave him!

David Marshall

[to Max] She's in love with a dead guy anyway.

Herman Blume

If I rob Mulligan's pharmacy, are you going to ground me if I don't give you a piece of the action? If I go to Sam about you, will you have me whacked?

Jack Stall

You must lash out with every limb, like the octopus who plays the drums.

The Sphinx

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