Pat: You have poor social skills. You have a problem.
Tiffany: I have a problem? You say more inappropriate things than appropriate things.

[to Tibby] Why are you giving me this hypocritical lecture? When you're the one who walks around saying screw the world because that's easier than having to feel something!

Carmen

Andie: Unattached?
Ben: Currently.
Andie: Likewise.
Ben: Surprising.
Andie: Psycho?
Ben: Rarely, Interested?
Andie: Perhaps.
Ben: Hungry?
Andie: Starving.
Ben: Leaving?
Andie: Now?

Ma'am, I'm sure there are a lot of ways I've gone that you haven't.

John Winger

[to Alison] Are you the lady who doesn't realize she's pregnant until she's sitting on the toilet and the kid pops out?

Debbie

I love you, Will, beyond poetry.

Viola De Lesseps

I am great at free throws. Seriously, free throws are, like, my best thing.

Jackie Moon

Are you stalking me? Because that would be super.

Van Wilder

Don't pop a blood vessel you little penis.

Chev Chelios

Look, we've already kicked the shit out of this place. What are we supposed to do? Turn our backs on all the entrepreneur possibilities? Business is a uniquely human response to a moral or cosmic crisis. Whether it's a tsunami or a sustained aerial bombardment, there's the same urgent call for urban renewal.

Brand Hauser

Somebody died. It was me.

David

WAKA-WAKA!

Fozzie Bear

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