We all have our little faults. Mine's in California.

Lex Luthor

"Gandhi" baked is good. I always feel bad when I watch it baked because I get really hungry and I'm eating a lot and poor Gandhi is starving his ass off.

Cal

You're free! You're free to l - love each other completely, totally. Just no fear. So there's nothing you don't know about each other, and it's okay.

Quince

Butch Cassidy: Do you believe I'm broke already?
Etta Place: Why is there never any money, Butch?
Butch Cassidy: Well, I swear, Etta, I don't know. I've been working like a dog all my life and I can't get a penny ahead.
Etta Place: Sundance says it's because you're a soft touch, and always taking expensive vacations, and buying drinks for everyone, and you're a rotten gambler.
Butch Cassidy: Well that might have something to do with it.

Once again, you really shouldn't mumble, 'cause it's really starting to bum me out!

Willy Wonka

Rick: You know, it's not easy being a... dad.
Alex: Yeah. But you do it real good.

Hold you fire. Stop shooting, godammit!

Stephen

Roland: What are you doing?
William: Losing.
Roland: I don't understand!
William: Neither do I.

Basic strategy says that you should hit that!

Choi

Convincing a town to approve something that's already in their best interest, that's just delayed common sense!

Ollie

The event must've ended before we went out today.

Elliot Moore

The good ones screw you, the bad ones screw you, and the rest don't know how to screw you.

Samantha Jones

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