I am not from this world. I have special powers. I can see inside people's brains.

Yonica Babyyeah

Constanze Mozart: Is it not good?
Salieri: It is miraculous.

Can you think of a plan that *doesn't* involve your 10-year-old sister joining the army?

Ray Ferrier

Then let's head on down into that cellar and carve ourselves a witch.


I better double bag it. I don't know where that girl been.

Kenny Fisher

Look, you're my best friend, so don't take this the wrong way. In twenty years, if you're still livin' here, comin' over to my house to watch the Patriots games, still workin' construction, I'll fuckin' kill you. That's not a threat. Now, that's a fact. I'll fuckin' kill you.


[to robot, referring to fire extinguisher] Please don't follow me around with it either, because I feel like I'm gonna catch on fire spontaneously.

Tony Stark

I'm OK... but I can't say the same for these white devils.


Brian Johnson: Why don't you just answer the question?
Andrew Clark: Be honest.
John Bender: No big deal.
Brian Johnson: Yeah answer it.
Andrew Clark: Answer the question, Claire.
John Bender: Talk to us. Every one: C'mon, answer the question. Come on. Answer it.
John Bender: C'mon, it's easy. It's only one question.
Claire Standish: NO, I NEVER DID IT!
Allison Reynolds: I never did it either. I'm not a nymphomaniac. I'm a compulsive liar.

Brenda: Just wait until he lands on my old Kentucky home.
Bill: More beer? More beer.

Jack, I'm 26 years old, I didn't run away from home.


Carl Stargher: Why are you here... don't lie.
Catharine Deane: I came to help you.
Carl Stargher: Bitch, whore...
Catharine Deane: You sound like your father.
Carl Stargher: [in a monster's voice] HE WAS NOTHING, HE IS NOTHING!

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