Some corn stalks were broken and I tried to fix them.


Drycoff: Are you alright?
Bashed Cop: I think so...
Drycoff: Are you sure? 'Cause, you just went through a wall.

Jerry: Have I got things to tell you!
Joe: What happened?
Jerry: I'm engaged.
Joe: Congratulations. Who's the lucky girl?
Jerry: I am!

Justin Shipman: Hey, I have to tell you something!
Torrance Shipman: I'm on the phone creep!
Justin Shipman: I realize that, and normally I'd be listening on the other line, but this is important.
Torrance Shipman: Okay, what?
Justin Shipman: [farts twice]
Torrance Shipman: Ugh! Get Out!
Justin Shipman: Thank you for listening.

It's just gossip, you know. Gossip is the new pornography.


Katniss Everdeen: What's with her teeth?
Haymitch Abernathy: She had them filed into fangs so she could rip people's throats out.
Peeta Mellark: She's committed, I'll give her that.

Jeffy just doesn't know what's happening to his body...

Steve Barker

How can someone so charming be so manipulative?


Architect: Mr. Blume, how are Ronny and Donny enjoying military school?
Herman Blume: They love it.
Magnus Buchan: Lucky bastards.

Mowgli: Hello. What are you doing?
Junior: Shh. Drillin'.
Mowgli: Can I do it, too?
Junior: Sure, just do what I do. But don't talk in ranks. It's against regulations.

Hey, unless you're gonna kiss me, get your hands off my ass.


They are the best and they specialise in the ridiculous!

Capt. Charisa Sosa

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