You've got your head so far up your ass about that damn football team, you don't get the fact that you just got a year of top quality education! Waste? Quit wasting my time!


It's not possible. It's not dead.

Adam Goodman

Anastasia Steele: You said you don’t do romance.
Christian Grey: I don’t.
Anastasia Steele: Mhmm

They’re runners. They look for a way out.


Now our masterpiece will never happen because we won't be fueled by Satan!


Hookers... they always know somethin'.

Stephanie Plum

Men do not fear swords, they fear monsters.

Vlad Tepes

Get your ass to Mars.


Frankly, we're a little mimed out.

Reese Feldman

What have we done?

Bilbo Baggins

[after Mike's secret is revealed at the dinner table]
Troy: I think I should probably go.
Terry: No. I think you need to stay. We'll probably need some law enforcement up in here.

Oh. So *that's* puce.


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