"You" won my bet? You presumptuous insect, "I" won it.

Professor Henry Higgins

Harry Potter: Had ourselves a little late night snack, did we?
Ron Weasley: It was on your bed, the box, I just thought I'd try one.
Harry Potter: Or twenty.

Looks like the cows have come home to roost.

Lt. Frank Drebin

I'm sorry I left you, Lois.

Superman

When you walk outside, watch your back.

Turk

[to Anne] I have torn this country apart for YOU!

King Henry VIII

[on the phone] Mom, I can't talk right now, I'm having sex with a white woman.

Graham

SpongeBob SquarePants: Alright, here comes the pain!
Burger-Beard: Hah!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Ah!
Plankton: That ain't good.
Patrick Star: They're beautiful.

Michael: I was never in a fraternity. I was much too serious.
Kim: Oh, I bet you were 29 even when you were 19.
Michael: Put it this way. If i had to do it again, I'd do it knowing that after you graduate no one ever gives a fuck what your GPA was.

David Shaw: Excuse me sir, can you spare 400 grand?
Steven: I don't see why not.

Good morning, gentlemen. ACME pollution inspection, we're cleaning up the world, we thought this was a suitable starting point.

Bond

John Wick: How good's your laundry?
Charon: No one's that good.
John Wick: I thought not.

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