Topper Harley: You're joking.
Ramada Rodham Hayman: I'm not.
Topper Harley: You've got to be.
Ramada Rodham Hayman: If I was joking I would say: "A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Why the long face?'"
Royce: What's the last thing you remember?
Cuchillo: All of a sudden, there was a light. And then, I was falling.
I need unguent.Gaer Grimsrud
Russell Ziskey: You could join a monastery.
John Winger: Did you ever see a monk get wildly fucked by some teenage girls?
Russell Ziskey: Never.
John Winger: So much for the monastery.
Listen to your friend Billy Zane, he's a cool dude!Hansel
I don't dance very well when my partner has a gun in his hand.Clara Clayton
You're goin' down. Chainsaw.Ash
As long as there has been one true God, there has been killing in his name.Sir Leigh Teabing
[633 confronts an intruder]
Cop663: What are you doing in my apartment?
Faye: You asked me to visit.
[to Chiyo] Do you like sweet plum or cherry?Chairman
[singing] The sun is shining and the grass is green. / Under the three feet of snow, I mean.Stan
Dave Kujan: Do you know a dealer named Ruby Deamer, Verbal?
Verbal: Do you know a religious guy named John Paul?
Dave Kujan: Did you know Ruby's in Attica?
Verbal: He didn't have my lawyer.