Woody Stevens: That's not a discussion.
Dudley Frank: Yeah, that's a lawsuit.

A drug person can learn to cope with things like seeing their dead grandmother crawling up their leg with a knife in her teeth. But no one should be asked to handle this trip.

Raoul Duke

Let's get sour on some Krauts!

Gil

Kumar: [sniffs] Hey, what's that smell?
Harold: What smell? Kumar...
Kumar: [starts sniffing like a crazed bloodhound, and then sees a huge bag of marijuana, his eyes widen]
Harold: Hey Kumar! Kumar! Where are you...
[Kumar rushes to the bag of marijuana]
Harold: Kumar! Still in jail, asshole! Come here!

Sallah: Indy, there is something that troubles me.
Indiana: What is it?
Sallah: The Ark. If it is there, at Tanis, then it is something that man was not meant to disturb. Death has always surrounded it. It is not of this earth.

What are you waiting for?

Perseus

Mutt Williams: What's he gonna do now?
Marion Ravenwood: I don't think he plans that far ahead.
Indiana Jones: [pops out from the inside of the truck with a bazooka] I'd cover my ears if I were you!

Doc: So, what's new Eddie? Anything exciting?
Eddie Cantrow: Ah, yeah, we just got those new Nike Sasquatch drivers in the store, so that's been kind of cool.
Doc: Let me rephrase the question. You been crushin' any pussy?

I gave you the chance of aiding me willingly, but you have elected the way of pain.

Saruman

Apollo Creed vs. the Italian Stallion. Sounds like a damn monster movie.

Apollo Creed

Arthur: What was that?
Susan: French kiss.
Arthur: Really? Because the French always surrender, that was decidedly German.

Everybody thinks they have good taste and a sense of humor but they couldn't possibly all have good taste.

Marie

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