Phil: Do you know what today is?
Rita: No, what?
Phil: Today is tomorrow. It happened.
Mickey: You know what you are?
Rocky: No, what?
Mickey: A tomato.
Rocky: A tomato?
Mickey: Yeah, and I'm running a business here, not a goddamn soup kitchen.
I didn't know we had a pool!Mary
Quentin Hapsburg: Que sera sera... You do speak French, don't you?
Lt. Frank Drebin: Unfortunately no, but I do kiss that way.
This shit's bananas!Troy
Frank Moses: [Marvin has just shot a bad guy] Feel better?
Marvin Boggs: Yeah. You guys want to get pancakes?
A driver don't pick the cars. Mmm-mm. Cars pick the driver.Bobby Bolivia
You with me, baby?Buddy 'Aces' Israel
Who wants to send a message to Germany?Fredrick Zoller
We'll be reunited at Cal State Dominguez Hills! I'll be the experienced sophomore, you'll be the hot new freshman. It'll be just like high school, only better. Dorm rooms.Aaron
Cody's around here somewhere, I can feel it in my nuggets!Chicken Joe
At the end of the day, this is a game of focus.Nicky