Phil: Do you know what today is?
Rita: No, what?
Phil: Today is tomorrow. It happened.

Mickey: You know what you are?
Rocky: No, what?
Mickey: A tomato.
Rocky: A tomato?
Mickey: Yeah, and I'm running a business here, not a goddamn soup kitchen.

I didn't know we had a pool!


Quentin Hapsburg: Que sera sera... You do speak French, don't you?
Lt. Frank Drebin: Unfortunately no, but I do kiss that way.

This shit's bananas!


Frank Moses: [Marvin has just shot a bad guy] Feel better?
Marvin Boggs: Yeah. You guys want to get pancakes?

A driver don't pick the cars. Mmm-mm. Cars pick the driver.

Bobby Bolivia

You with me, baby?

Buddy 'Aces' Israel

Who wants to send a message to Germany?

Fredrick Zoller

We'll be reunited at Cal State Dominguez Hills! I'll be the experienced sophomore, you'll be the hot new freshman. It'll be just like high school, only better. Dorm rooms.


Cody's around here somewhere, I can feel it in my nuggets!

Chicken Joe

At the end of the day, this is a game of focus.


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