Remember when you were a kid and you'd hold your breath when you run past a grave yard? Leave that man alone.

Captain Bowen

Dennis: Excuse me, can I just stop you there.
Whit: Yes...?
Dennis: Oh, I don't have anything to say... I just wanted to stop you there.

[reading newspaper clipping] "Local boy Cotton delivers his first exorcism". As a little boy I thought this was in every newspaper all over the world.

Cotton Marcus

Johnny Cash: The phone's dead.
Waylon Jennings: Yeah. It's been turned off due to insufficient fundellations.

Oh, boy... am I glad you talked me out of jumping.

Zeus

That's right, Dude, they peed on your fucking rug.

Walter Sobchak

Father Joe: So you believe in these kind of things?
Fox Mulder: Let's just say that I want to believe.

Fuck the po-lice!

Saul

The world's ran out of tricks. Everyone plays.

August

Paula Abagnale: Just tell me how much he owes and I'll pay you back.
Carl Hanratty: So far, it's about 1.3 million dollars.

Oh my God, the quarterback is toast.

Theo

Willy Wonka: I sure hope no part of him gets left behind.
Mr. Teavee: What do you mean?
Willy Wonka: Uh, well... sometimes only half of the little pieces find their way through. If you had to choose only one half of your son, which one would it be?
Mr. Teavee: What kind of a question is that?
Willy Wonka: No need to snap, just a question.

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