Salieri: My plan was so simple. It terrified me. First I must get the death mass and then, I must achieve his death.
Father Vogler: What?
Salieri: His funeral! Imagine it, the cathedral, all Vienna sitting there, his coffin, Mozart's little coffin in the middle, and then, in that silence, music! A divine music bursts out over them all. A great mass of death! Requiem mass for Wolfgang Mozart, composed by his devoted friend, Antonio Salieri! Oh what sublimity, what depth, what passion in the music! Salieri has been touched by God at last. And God is forced to listen! Powerless, powerless to stop it! I, for once in the end, laughing at him! The only thing that worried me was the actual killing. How does one do that? Hmmm? How does one kill a man? It's one thing to dream about it; very different when, when you, when you have to do it with your own hands.
Danny Archer: That makes us partners.
Solomon Vandy: I am not your partner!
Narrator: What do you do for a living?
Tyler Durden: Why? So you can pretend like you're interested?
Why do I get the feeling that we've picked up another pathetic life form?Obi-Wan
Do you... like pineapple?He Zhiwu, Cop 223
Drugs are so bad!Charles
Quiz Kid Donnie Smith: I'm sick and I'm in love.
Thurston Howell: You seem the sort of person who confuses the two.
Quiz Kid Donnie Smith: That's right. That's the first time you've been right. I confuse the two and I don't care.
Her dream had come true. She was a folk singer.Forrest Gump
Ron, I should tell you, most Muggles aren't exactly accustomed to seeing a flying car.Harry
The book says, "We might be through with the past, but the past ain't through with us."Jimmy Gator
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