Good morning. I am Meredith Vickers, and it is my job to make sure you do yours.

Meredith Vickers

Wild thing, you make my heart sing.


We're meant to lose the people we love. How else are we supposed to know how important they are?

Sybil Wagner

Vaya con Dios, Brah.

Johnny Utah

They took the bar! The whole fucking bar!


[Agnes looks at a fairground stall's prize, a unicorn plush toy]
Agnes: It's so fluffy, I'm gonna die!
[the sisters try their hand at the stall, but lose]
Agnes: Gru...
Gru: Okay, MY turn...
[pulls out a multi-barreled blaster that destroys the stall]
Gru: Knocked OVER!
Agnes: [cuddling her unicorn in ecstasy] It's so FLUFFY!

[to Braddock after one round] You're going home in butcher paper, pal! BUTCHER PAPER!

Max Baer

You think I like avoiding my wife and kids to hangout with nineteen year old girls everyday?


Audrey: Where were you?
Fletcher: Having sex.
Audrey: Well, I hope it was with someone *very* special!

Peter Parker: [realizes he may have recovered his super-powers] I'm back! I'm back!
Peter Parker: [falls down on a car, moans] My back. My back..

Eric: Talk to me man.
Landon: About what?
Eric: About you, about Jamie.
Landon: What's there to talk about? She's the best person I've ever known.

Nick Memphis: I didn't know you had a woman.
Bob Lee Swagger: Neither did I... until they took her.

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