Bobby Ray: What'd I ever do to you?
Melanie Carmichael: Oh, you didn't do anything to me, darlin'... or any other girl in town!

Katharine Hepburn: I expect you to face this situation like an adul ...
Howard Hughes: DON'T TALK DOWN TO ME! Don't you ever talk talk down to me! You're a movie star, nothing more!

Even in the wizarding world, hearing voices isn't a good sign.


If you see me comin' you better run cause I'm gonna lay you the fuck down!

Detective Remy Bressant

Nightcrawler: Please don't kill me, I didn't mean to harm anyone.
Storm: Now why would people have gotten that impression?

I'm quite beside myself.


Can't believe they're my blood. I.Q. of sloths and the manners of banshees. He's a mechanic, she's a homemaker. He knows as much about cars as a beauty queen, and she bakes cookies, taste like wing nuts. As for the tots, they're twits.

Lt. Col. Frank Slade

William Parrish: You want me to be your guide?
Joe Black: You fit the bill, Bill.

Jim Rhodes: You're not a soldier.
Tony Stark: Damn right I'm not. I'm an army.

Jenko: Oh, hey, look, there's Korean Jesus.
Captain Dickson: It's Vietnamese Jesus now, you racist motherfucker.

Corrine Whitman: Why don't you ask your boss how badly he really does want to stick his neck out for a terrorist.
Alan Smith: Well, he might for due process. Maybe I should have a copy of the Constitution sent to your office.

Jake La Motta: Did Salvy (expletive) Vickie?
Joey LaMotta: What?
Jake La Motta: Did Salvy (expletive) Vickie?
Joey LaMotta: Jack. Jack, don't start your (expletive). I mean it, don't start.

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