Officer Slater: Ethnically, was he like uh... uh... African?
Liquor Store Woman: Was he African? He was like you.
Officer Michaels: He's Jewish, so we have an African Jew wearing a hoodie.

It's time to pump up the jam!

Ninja

Thurgood Jenkins: [to Mary Jane] Listen, I really like you. I was just wondering maybe if you're interested we can go out later and get some ice cream or something...
Scarface: OOH! MOTHER FUCKER SAID ICE CREAM!
Brian: BLAH BLAH ICE CREAM! YOU'RE SUCH A DORK, MAN!
Thurgood Jenkins: Damn!

When I was a young boy I used to look at pictures of naked ladies, hence my right hand is very strong. I touched myself more than a third base coach.

Tom Dobbs

Can you put a price on your dreams?

Tony

You know how picky I am about my shoes, and they only go on my feet.

Cher

Drug dealers of the world, unite!

Franz Sanchez

Might as well be frank, monsieur. It would take a miracle to get you out of Casablanca, and the Germans have outlawed miracles.

Senor Ferrari

Oh honey. If that's what you call an invitation, you'll be dancing with yourself.

Taylor McKessie

Peter Parker: I've been bitten.
Gwen Stacy: So have I.

Just cleaning out the old locker, she stinks like ass but I'll sure miss her... I guess you could say that about all my girls.

Farva

Oh ... my ... God.

Dean Vernon Wormer

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