That is one big damn tree!

Col. Quaritch

All right, put your hands in the air!

Metro Man

John McClane: You know how to fire one of these?
Zeus: No.
John McClane: No?
Zeus: Hey, all brothers don't know how to use guns, you racist motherfucker.

You blew up my car. I loved that car.
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Dr. John Cawley

[singing] I know I am not a pretty birdy, but I use to be quite a looker.


It's freedom, baby, yeah!

Austin Powers

35 pounds? You're fat!


Josh: You look like Pippi Longstocking.
Cher: Well you look like Forrest Gump. Who's Pippi Longstocking?
Josh: Someone Mel Gibson never played.

Ah, Dr. Jones. I'm Earl Webber. I spoke with your assistant and managed to secure three seats. However, there might be a slight inconvenience as you will be riding on a cargo plane full of live poultry.


Lynn Bracken: You say fuck a lot.
Bud White: You fuck for money.

Otter: Point of parliamentary procedure!
Hoover: Don't screw around, they're serious this time!
Otter: Take it easy, I'm pre-law.
Boon: I thought you were pre-med.
Otter: What's the difference?

There was a time when a pirate was free to make his own way in the world. But our time is comin' to an end. Our enemies are united; they vow to destroy us. The Pirate Lords from the four corners of the Earth, must stand together.


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