You've had your eight, now I have my eighty.Brad Whitaker
Shut up, you bastard... who is fat...Austin
Minion: Boss, I think this is a bad idea...
Megamind: [extracting Metro Man's essence] Yes, a very wickedly BAD idea for the greater GOOD of man!
Minion: But I'm saying it's a "bad" bad... okay, it's a good idea from your "bad" perception, but from a "good" point of view, it's just plain bad...
Megamind: Oh, you don't know what's good for man!
Oh, I love it. It's so cute. It like a little baby unicorn.Olaf
Della Bea Robinson: You have got to stop this now because there is something you love more then me...
Ray Charles: No, don't say that, Bea...
Debbie Dunham: Maybe if it's the goat killer, he'll get somebody and we'll see the whole thing.
Terry Fields: I don't want to see the whole thing.
Nathan Arizona Sr.: I got the cops and the Federal BI out there lookin' for my boy...
Leonard Smalls: Cops won't find your boy. A cop couldn't find his butt if it had a bell on it.
Italian Reporter: [after the Pope's ring has been stolen] Mr. Pepperidge, was the Dream Team asleep when the theft occurred?
Pepperidge: No comment.
Italian Reporter: Do you think they will recover the ring?
Pepperidge: If I give a comment, when I said 'no comment.' I would look like a complete ass, wouldn't I?
Bagheera: You wouldn't marry a panther, would you?
Baloo: I don't know. Come to think of it, no panther ever asked me.
Janis: That little one, that's Gretchen Wieners.
Damian: She's totally rich because her dad invented Toaster Streudels.
Janis: Gretchen Wieners knows everybody's business, she knows everything about everyone.
Damian: That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets.
Janis: And evil takes a human form in Regina George. Don't be fooled because she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing slut faced ho-bag, but in reality, she's so much more than that.
Damian: She's the queen bee - the star, those other two are just her little workers.
Another great night here at the Babylon, right? Okay. All right! Do another gram, you'll all be babblin' on.M.C. at Babylon Club
[while choking Bart for laughing at him] I'll teach you to laugh at something that's funny!Homer Simpson