Emily: One time an assistant left the desk, because she, I don't know, sliced her hand open with a letter opener. Miranda missed Lagerfeld who had boarded a seventeen hour flight to Australia. She now works at TV Guide.
Andy Sachs: Man the desk at all times. Got it.
I think there's more to this hobbit than meets the eye.Gandalf
Kili: Aren't you going to search me? I could have anything down my trousers.
Tauriel: Or nothing.
D.A. Jim Trotter: Ms. Vito, what is your current profession?
Lisa: I'm an out-of-work hairdresser.
D.A. Jim Trotter: An out-of-work hairdresser. In what way does that qualify you as an expert in automobiles?
Lisa: It doesn't.
Ed Exley: I heard you like to shoot dogs.
Ray Collins: Dogs got no reason to live.
Reporter: Do you think these haircuts have come to stay?
Ringo: Well, this one has. You know, it's stuck on good and proper now.
[seeing his "sail" fall over] This could work! This could work...Chuck Noland
Oh what a day, what a lovely day!Nux
Go home. Movie's over. Get the fuck out of here.Sergio Roma
Sandy: Carl I want you to kill all the gophers on the golf course
Carl Spackler: Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers they'll lock me up and throw away the key.
Sandy: Not golfers, you great fool. Gophers. The *little* *brown*, *furry* *rodents*.
Carl Spackler: We can do that. We don't even need a reason.
Nicky: He was trying to sell out a mole or something, but you got to him first.
Jason Bourne: [surprised] I killed him?
What kind of a fucked up tour is this?Tourist