Now back to Gene Krupa's syncopated style

Street drummer

Oh, let the sun beat down upon my face.

Linus Caldwell

Wow, that was such an expensive looking explosion! I can't believe we had that in the budget.

Fozzie Bear

You know who else I like that didn't get much play? Velma from Scooby-Doo. She was cool. She was a hip, hip lady.

Stoner Guy

Is my roommate a dick?


You're looking at me like, like... I just asked you the fucking square root of something.

Buddy 'Aces' Israel

Stop reading the news clippings. You're small and you're going to be smaller every week. There ain't going to be no growth spurt between now and the first game. You're going to use your minds! You're going to play with your heart! And that is what you're going to use to win the State Championship.

Coach Gary Gaines

"I want an escort to escort our penises into her vagina."

Lou [on phone to an escort service]

I'll gouge your right eye out with my thumb, I shit you not, you little freak! Now, will you get down here? I'm gonna punch you in the eye till it turns to jelly! I'll stab you with forks till you bleed, how bout that?

Max Berman

Marcus Aurelius: Let us pretend that you are a loving daughter, and I am a good father.
Lucilla: This is a pleasant fiction, is it not?

Now, who wants to play?

Senator Roark

Roxanne Simpson: So, tonight you'll...? rawr?
Johnny Blaze: I believe so.

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