Padme: To be angry is to be human.
Anakin: I'm a Jedi. I can be better than this.

All gone, we didn't get a single one of them, and we are talking about professionals. No visible damage to locking mechanisms, steering columns, or ignitions, and as you can see, these are not Honda Civics. This is one of three brand-new Mercedes, a car they say is "unstealable."


The only good thing you ever did for the gals was get hit by that train!

Penny Wharvey McGill

Teen #1: Jay says you guys had a Star Wars themed wedding, and you tied the knot dressed as Storm Troopers.
Teen #2: Yeah, and he says you're the bitch and you're the butch.
Dante Hicks: I'm the BITCH?
Randal Graves: Well, if we were gay, that's certainly the way I'd see it.
Dante Hicks: Will you shut up!
Teen #1: Holy shit, dude. The honeymoon's over.

Elaine Miller: This is not some ignorant mother you're speaking to. I know all about your decadence and I should not have let him go. He's not ready for your world of compromised values and diminished brain cells that you throw away like confetti. Am I speaking to you clearly?
Russell Hammond: Yes ... yes, ma'am.

Charley: Needless to say, we don't carry firearms anymore. Sometimes you pull them out and think they're not loaded, and...
Bobby Davis: You blow your deputy's ear off.
Charley: Yeah.

What happened... was murder... and armed robbery. Wait, we had badges, so it's different?


He likes food, and dreams, and whispers... his favorite movie is Short Circuit... and Fried Green tomatoes.


Sick Boy: Say something Mark.
Sick Boy: Fucking say something, huh?
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: I'm cooking up.

You’re in love. Have a beer.


What are you gonna do with one shoelace? Floss your ass with it.

Miles Logan

[responding to a knock at the door] It opens!

Thaddeus Stevens

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