Mini Me, if I ever lost you I don't know what I would do. [pauses] I'd probably move on and get another clone but there would be a 15 minute period there where I would just be inconsolable.

Dr. Evil

[singing] My eyes have seen the glory of the trampling at the zoo, / We've washed ourselves in niggers blood and all the mongrels too, / We've taken down the zog machine Jew by Jew by Jew, / The white man marches on!

Seth

My name is Salmon, like the fish. First name, Susie. I was fourteen years old when I was murdered on December 6th, 1973. I wasn't gone. I was alive in my own perfect world. But in my heart, I knew it wasn't perfect. My murderer still haunted me. My father had the pieces but he couldn't make them fit. I waited for justice but justice did not come.

Susie Salmon

Never let anyone outside the family know what you're thinking.

Don Corleone

Tenth grade biology. Brachial artery... pumps 30 liters of blood a minute. There's only five in the human body. I'm sorry.

Jessica Martin

Hooper: That's a twenty footer.
Quint: Twenty-five. Three tons of him.

Lt. Col. Frank Slade: Oh, uh, Charlie - about your little problem - there are two kinds of people in this world: those who stand up and face the music, and those who run for cover. Cover is better.

We're gonna get drunk, we're gonna get laid, and we're gonna win state but not tonight.

Don Billingsley

Yes, I think I'll have the mahi-mahi, but can I get it with just one mahi?

Shelley

Johnny Tyler: You run your mouth awful reckless for a man that don't go heeled.
Wyatt Earp: No need to go heeled to get the bulge on a tub like you.

Beneath the clothes, we find a man... and beneath the man, we find his... nucleus.

Nacho

By Grabthar's hammer, by the sons of Worvan, you shall be avenged.

Sir Alexander Dane

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