You look real nice, lover boy, real nice. Make your old grandma proud. You're gonna be the best-looking cowboy in the whole parade.

Sally Buck

Sarah Marshall: Remember how we thought the killer masturbated before commiting his crimes?
Detective Hunter Rush: Yes?
Sarah Marshall: Take a look...
Detective Hunter Rush: ...Looks like where he's going he'll need to know how to masturbate.

Ivana: Do you know how we keep warm in Russia?
Austin: I can guess, baby.
Ivana: We play chess.
Austin: I guessed wrong.

[spots Hooper playing solitaire] Stop playin' with yourself, Hooper.


I hate those guys.

Dean Vernon Wormer

Edward, she found us.

Bella Swan

This world's a treasure, but it's been telling us to leave for a while now.


Is Tyler my bad dream? Or am I Tyler's?


Shoot them. Shoot them both.


The boy they brought back is not my son.

Christine Collins

[to his wife] You... kept me... alive.

John McLoughlin

He'd kill us if he got the chance.


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