We don't belong here. Somebody built the maze. I think it's time we find out what we're really up against.

Thomas

Jim: Guys, uh, what exactly does third base feel like?
Kevin: You want to take this one?
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Like warm apple pie.
Jim: Yeah?
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Yeah.

If she drops her pen, pick it up, but don't look at her legs. Or else it will be on your record.

Juvenile Delinquent

Lester Burnham: Then I guess I'll have to throw in a sexual harassment charge.
Brad: Against who?
Lester Burnham: Against you. Can you prove that you didn't offer to save my job if I let you blow me?
Brad: Man, you are one twisted fuck.
Lester Burnham: No, Brad. I'm just an ordinary guy with nothing to lose.

Someone get this fuckin' snake off my ass!

Big Leroy

Two weeks, in fuckin Bruge. With you? No way.

Ray

If we are gonna perform Inception then we need imagination.

Eames

I know they were just kids, but we kicked their pube-less asses!

Jay

Holy crap balls.

Flint Lockwood

Gusteau: You know what I say. Anyone can cook.
Remy: Yeah, anyone can cook. That doesn't mean anyone should.

Fairchild Van Waldenberg: Mommy and Daddy would've wanted you to do it!
Stranz Van Waldenberg: Yeah, remember how they used to be alive?

Dr. Jules Hilbert: Aren't you relieved to know that you're not a golem?
Harold Crick: Yes. I am relieved to know that I am not a golem.

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