We swam with the... Oh damn, I had it on the plane.

Oseary Drakoulias

See this is why we're not watching TV, people become obsessed.

Graham Hess

Deacon: These miscreants...
Rickey: Miscreants? We are African-Americans!

How grand it must be to be the Chosen One.

Severus Snape

Biff Tannen: What are you looking at, butt head?
Skinhead: Hey Biff, get a load of this guy's life preserver. Dork thinks he's gonna drown.

You look surprised to see me, again, Mr. Anderson. That's the difference between us. I've been *expecting* you.

Agent Smith

Fogell: Can we shoot at it?
Officer Slater: I don't know...
Officer Slater: Can you?

Dionne: Hello? There was a stop sign.
Cher: I totally paused.

Did I have a choice? Did I have a choice?


Derek Vinyard: D'you see this?
[Pulls down shirt to reveal huge swastika tattoo on his chest]
Derek Vinyard: This means "Not welcome."

Supervisor: Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only...
John McClane: No fucking shit, lady. Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?

I just want it to be perfect for every kid!


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