It's not nice to throw people!

Anna

[to Sonja] We are no better than the beasts at our door.

Viktor

Evelyn: You were actually at Hamunaptra?
Rick: Yeah, I was there.
Evelyn: You swear?
Rick: Every damn day.

Aguado: Homicide, Ventura. Now how ya gonna solve that one?
Ace Ventura: Good question, Aguado. First, I'd establish a motive. In this case the killer saw the size of the bug's DICK and became insanely jealous. Then I'd lose 30 pounds... PORKIN' his wife.

I am in extreme state of arousal. Please to make sex all over my face.

Fran

Phil: There is a major network interested in me.
Larry: That would be the Home Shopping Network.

Chase Collins: That guy's puking really came at an opportune moment.
Reid Garwin: Didn't it though?

If we are gonna perform Inception then we need imagination.

Eames

[in British accent] "Beat this wall, Amin." "Dig the latreen, Amin." And now, here I am. The President of Uganda. And who put me here, huh? It was the British.

Idi Amin

What can you expect when you're on top? You know? It's like Napoleon. When he was the king, you know, people were just constantly trying to conquer him, you know, in the Roman Empire. So, it's history repeating itself all over again.

Dirk

"I didn't mean to kill her. Really, I didn't. It's just that he was on fire."

Dorothy

What do they think I am? Dumb or something? Why, I make more money than - than - than Calvin Coolidge! Put together!

Lina Lamont

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