Listening to this is like having a pine cone shoved up my ass!

Matt Farrell

Don't mess with the volcano my man, 'cause I will go Pompeii on your... butt.

Mr. Furious

Mike Damone: You are a wuss: part wimp, and part pussy.

You will be in the public eye. Beware of them cameras. Oh, them cameras are bad as any narcotic.

Elijah Muhammad

That's because they hate us. The whole world, the whole world hates us!

John Smith

Frank Lopez: Elvira! Baby! Where've you been? It's 10:00 honey I'm starving!
Elvira: You're always hungry, you should try starving.

Food fight!


Vice President Kathryn Bennett: What are your intentions?
Egor Korshunov: What arrogance... to think you could ever understand my intentions!

I'm assuming you all have guns and crack!

Officer Michaels

Say something, Nessa! Didn't you think I seemed better?

Virginia Woolf

Betty Schaefer: Don't you sometimes hate yourself?
Joe Gillis: Constantly.

It's surrounded by guards... video monitors... and little families from Iowa... and little kids on their eighth grade field trips.

Riley Poole

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