Joseph Bradley: How do you like Pakistan so far?
Maya: It's kinda fucked up.

Edward Lewis: How much for the entire night?
Vivian: Stay here? You couldn't afford it.
Edward Lewis: Try me.
Vivian: 300 dollars.
Edward Lewis: Done! Thank you. Now we can relax.

Tyler Gage: I'll do it.
Nora: Do what?
Tyler Gage: I don't know, whatever y'all trying to do out here...
Nora: You wanna lift me? Are you kidding?
Tyler Gage: Does it look like I'm kidding?

Holy Jesus. What are these goddamn animals?

Raoul Duke

Dana Scully: What are you doing?
Fox Mulder: Trying to ignore you.

Henchman: Penguin... killing sleeping children. Isn't it that a little ah...
[Penguin grabs an umbrella and shoots Henchman dead]
The Penguin: No! It's a lot!
[Kicks Henchman into the water]

Everyone's trying to get out of Washington, and we're the only schmucks trying to get in.

Julius Levinson

It's just an anonymous room. There's nothing in the drawers. But you look anyway. Nothing except the Gideon bible, which I, of course, read religiously.

Leonard Shelby

James Bond: What would it take for you to see things my way?
Pussy Galore: A lot more than you've got.
James Bond: How do you know?
Pussy Galore: I don't want to know.

Reporter: Where do the Sox rank in terms of importance in your life?
Ben: I say the Red Sox... sex... and breathing!

Agent 99: Not bad for a rookie.
Maxwell Smart: Not bad for an old lady.

Anastasia Steele: Why am I here, Christian?
Christian Grey: You're here because I'm incapable of leaving you alone.
Anastasia Steele: Then don't. Why'd you send me those books?
Christian Grey: I thought I owed you an apology.
Anastasia Steele: For what?
Christian Grey: For letting you believe that I... Listen to me. I don't do romance. My tastes are very singular. You wouldn't understand.
Anastasia Steele: Enlighten me, then.

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