Lord Farquaad: Tell me where are the others.
Gingerbread Man: Eat me.

They say bread is life. And I bake bread, bread, *bread*. And I sweat and shovel this stinkin' dough in and out of this hot hole in the wall, and I should be *so* happy! Huh, sweetie?

Ronny Cammareri

[Showing lighter to cavemen] Hey guys? Quest for fire, over.

Larry

Sydney Wells: I see...
Dr. Paul Faulkner: ...what? Dead people?

Ray: Back off, shorty!
Jimmy: You don't know karate!

Joe Gillis: Tell her, Max. C'mon, do her that favor. Tell her there isn't going to be any picture. Tell her there are no fan letters other than the ones you write.
Norma Desmond: It's not true! Max!
Max Von Mayerling: Madame is the greatest star of them all.

Kevin: [in Jane's apartment, with her showing off her dresses as she pulls out a loud-looking Gone With The Wind dress] What is that?
Jane: [holding the dress up to herself] Theme wedding!
Kevin: What was the theme? Humiliation?

Chaos was what killed the dinosaurs, darling

J.D.

Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming?
Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly.

Rusty: What's with the orange?
Saul: My doctor says I need vitamins.
Rusty: So why don't you take vitamins?
Saul: You come here to give me a physical?

Dr. Brand: Not sure of what I'm more afraid of, them never coming back, or coming back to find we've failed.
Murph: Then let's succeed.

[to Prince Edward] One day you will be a king. At least try to act like one.

Longshanks

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