Ernie: What kind of fish?
Max Fischer: Barracuda, stingrays, electric eels, trout, hammerheads, piranha, giant squid, octopi...
Herman Blume: Piranhas? Really?
Max Fischer: Yes, I'm talking to a guy in South America.
Hey, Kid! No scooter!Lydia Lynch
I can't believe you people. I come for you, and you want to stay, I let you stay and you want to go.Joe Black
Great country. Free cars.Han Sing
You know, I mean, I didn't do you any favours on that day, ok? I did a stupid, stupid thing. But it was only because I thought spoiling your day was better than ruining your life. Does that make any sense?Dennis
James Bond: How about a cigarette?
Donald 'Red' Grant: Not a chance.
James Bond: I'll pay for it.
Donald 'Red' Grant: What with?
James Bond: Fifty gold sovereigns.
Andie: Hey, listen, Sparky. I have a masters in journalism from Columbia, my boss loves me, and if I do it her way for a while, I can write about whatever I want.
Ben: Like, shoes?
Winnie: You're the worst pickpocket I've ever seen.
Winnie: Here. Buy a book on how to be a better thief.
Prison life is structured - more'n some people care for.H.I.
Who ever heard of a bank robbers escaping on a plane with fifty hostages? Why? I don't know.Keith Frazier
Klingons never do anything small, do you?Commander Riker
Mary: Hey, you want to go upstairs and watch SportsCenter?
Ted: No, I think I'm just going to quit while I'm ahead.
Mary: You're not that far ahead, Ted.