Selfridge: [In the tech room, Selfridge putts a golf ball into a mug and laughs] You see that?
Worker: Yes sir!
Selfridge: No you didn't, you were looking at the monitor. I love this putter, Ronnie! I love this putter!
Dr. Grace Augustine: Parker. You know, I used to think it was benign neglect, but now I see that you are intentionally screwing me.
Selfridge: Grace, you know, I enjoy our little talks.
[He putts the ball again, it's about to go in the mug but Grace kicks the mug away]
Dr. Grace Augustine: [Deadpan] Oops.

Jimmy Smith Jr: Hey don't be talkin' about my mom or my fuckin' car. I hear everything.
Sol: So he a ninja now?

If you are going to kill me, kill me dead!

Nykwana Wombosi

Thanks God, A dog pile of piss poor physique on top of a small cock and hereditary alcoholism, I appreciate it ... I'm babbling. I do that drunk.

Rip Reed

Elsa: You came back for the book?
Indiana Jones: My father didn't want it incinerated.

King Arthur: Look, you stupid Bastard. You've got no arms left.
Black Knight: Yes I have.
King Arthur: Look!
Black Knight: It's just a flesh wound.

It's more than just a machine!

Yolandi Visser

Jack Byrnes: I like few minutes alone with him just to erase what he saw from his memory.
Greg Focker: No, you're not gonna erase my son's memory.

How's that feel, Gilmore Girl?

Yancy Devlin

I don't care what universe you're from, that's got to hurt.

Beed

This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy.

Michelle

I'm assuming you all have guns and crack!

Officer Michaels

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