B. Rabbit: My motto: fuck Lotto, I'll get the seven digits from your mother for a dollar tomorrow.

Lucy Pevensie: I wonder who lived here.
Susan Pevensie: [picks up a small gold statue] I think we did.
Lucy Pevensie: Hey, that's mine! From my chess set!
Edmund Pevensie: Which chess set?
Peter Pevensie: I didn't have a solid gold chess set in Finchley, did I?

Trent: I'm gonna find me two waitresses here and I'm gonna pull me a Fredo.
Mike: Yeah, well, they're all skanks.
Trent: What are talking about? Look at all the beautiful babies here.
Mike: The beautiful babies don't work the midnight-to-six on a Wednesday. This is the skank shift.
Trent: Look at all the beautiful honeys here.

John Smith: You live with your mom, Eddie.
Eddie: [offended] Why would you bring her into this, she happens to be a first class lady!

The best thing you have going for you is your willingness to humiliate yourself.

Simon Bishop

Smeagol: Not anymore.
Gollum: What did you say?
Smeagol: Master looks after us now, we don't need you anymore. Leave now and never come back!
Gollum: What?
Smeagol: LEAVE NOW AND NEVER COME BACK!

I don't mind a reasonable amount of trouble.

Sam Spade

If you guys were the inventors of Facebook, you'd have invented Facebook.

Mark Zuckerberg

Very basic strategy. If your enemies know where you are, then don't be there.

Rufus

No it's not Jigsaw, he's dead. Haven't you watched TV lately?

Brit

Meg: [Meg gives a goodnight kiss to Sarah] It's disgusting how much I love you.
Sarah: Tell me about it.

David: Where's Sofia? WHERE IS SHE?
Julie: I AM SOFIA.

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