Jess: Are you working an angle?
Nicky: I wouldn't trust him if I were you.
Jess: But I should trust you?

[to Steve] I don't care if you leave this second!

Laurie Henderson

Darcy: Remember: They give extra points for alacrity and effulgence.
Kasey: Did we bring those?

Even fate chooses its favorites...

Megamind

Dr. Buddy Rydell: Uh, Nate?
Nate: Yes, Mr. Rydell?
Dr. Buddy Rydell: I thought we agreed not to listen to games while in sessions.
Nate: Oh, it's perfectely fine Mr. Rydell. I got it under control. See? Iverson just missed the shot, the Sixers lose. Who cares ... THE ANGER SHARKS ARE SWIMMING MY HEAD. YOU GOTTA DUNK THAT SHIT! YOU GOTTA DUNK THAT SHIT!

Connor: Destroy all that which is evil.
Murphy: So that which is good may flourish.

[writing in diary] Betty Finn was a true friend and I sold her out for a bunch of Swatch dogs and Diet Coke heads. Killing Heather would be like offing the wicked witch of the west... wait east. West! God! I sound like a fucking psycho.

Veronica Sawyer

Twinkie. Don't need it. You don't need it, man. You do need a Yodel, though. Good job.

Michael Newman

I ain't left-handed.

William H. Bonney

Lee: Why would they not want my help?
Carter: Because they don't give a damn about you! They don't like you! I don't like you!
Lee: I don't care! I'm here for the girl!
Carter: The girl don't like you! Nobody likes you!

Give me the plant.

AUTO

Captain Darrow: Excuse me, general... but what about the fucking money?
General Hummel: There is no fucking money. The mission's over.
Captain Frye: Bull shit it's over.
Major Tom Baxter: You're talking to a General, soldier. Maintain discipline.
Captain Darrow: I'm not a soldier, Major. The day we took hostages, we became... mercenaries. And mercenaries get paid. I want my fucking money.

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