Ned, I would love to stay here and talk with you... but I'm not going to.Phil
Daisy: Will you sleep with me?
Benjamin Button: Absolutely.
Ahmet Ertegun: Ray, I'm gonna tell you something and I don't want you to take it the wrong way.
Ray Charles: Well, then give it to me right then.
Ahmet Ertegun: When I signed you it was because I sensed something special in you not because you sound like Nate Cole or Charles Brown.
Ray Charles: But I thought you liked what I do.
Ahmet Ertegun: Look we love the tenor of your voice, your vituosity, your energy...
Ray Charles: But not my music.
Ahmet Ertegun: Man, I didn't say that.
Qui-Gon Jinn: [after being struck down by Darth Maul] Uhh, it's too late, it...
Qui-Gon Jinn: Obi-Wan, promise... Promise me you will train the boy.
Obi-Wan: Yes, master.
Qui-Gon Jinn: [wipes tear from Obi-Wan's face] He is the chosen one. He will bring balance. Train him.
I wanna hug yo' face!Toy #2
Jane: I think you should just admit that you're a big softy. That this whole cynical thing is just an act so that you can seem wounded, and mysterious, and sexy.
Kevin: [pause] . Woah, woah, woah. What was the last one?
Kevin: Did you say sexy?
Kevin: Do you think I'm sexy?
Kevin: Its OK if you do.
Jane: I don't.
There are fewer than 4000 Jews left alive in Poland today. There are more than 6000 descendants of the Schindler Jews.Title card
Yeah, you dead now. Turn down drugs to a dealer and the police chief is handing your wife a crisp flag. What the fuck is wrong with you?Alonzo Harris
For the animals that didn't have a dad to put them in a boat, the end of the world already happened.Hushpuppy
Cammi: And here are your handy wipes.
Jack: Oh, so that's what these are. For a minute there I thought you guys were promoting safe sex.
Someone has been pissing on my Gamecube and I'm about to close the case.Titembay
I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn't cotton candy like the guy said... my tummy itches.Brick Tamland