Ned, I would love to stay here and talk with you... but I'm not going to.

Phil

Daisy: Will you sleep with me?
Benjamin Button: Absolutely.

Ahmet Ertegun: Ray, I'm gonna tell you something and I don't want you to take it the wrong way.
Ray Charles: Well, then give it to me right then.
Ahmet Ertegun: When I signed you it was because I sensed something special in you not because you sound like Nate Cole or Charles Brown.
Ray Charles: But I thought you liked what I do.
Ahmet Ertegun: Look we love the tenor of your voice, your vituosity, your energy...
Ray Charles: But not my music.
Ahmet Ertegun: Man, I didn't say that.

Qui-Gon Jinn: [after being struck down by Darth Maul] Uhh, it's too late, it...
Obi-Wan: No!
Qui-Gon Jinn: Obi-Wan, promise... Promise me you will train the boy.
Obi-Wan: Yes, master.
Qui-Gon Jinn: [wipes tear from Obi-Wan's face] He is the chosen one. He will bring balance. Train him.

I wanna hug yo' face!

Toy #2

Jane: I think you should just admit that you're a big softy. That this whole cynical thing is just an act so that you can seem wounded, and mysterious, and sexy.
Kevin: [pause] . Woah, woah, woah. What was the last one?
Jane: What?
Kevin: Did you say sexy?
Jane: What?
Kevin: Do you think I'm sexy?
Jane: No.
Kevin: Its OK if you do.
Jane: I don't.

There are fewer than 4000 Jews left alive in Poland today. There are more than 6000 descendants of the Schindler Jews.

Title card

Yeah, you dead now. Turn down drugs to a dealer and the police chief is handing your wife a crisp flag. What the fuck is wrong with you?

Alonzo Harris

For the animals that didn't have a dad to put them in a boat, the end of the world already happened.

Hushpuppy

Cammi: And here are your handy wipes.
Jack: Oh, so that's what these are. For a minute there I thought you guys were promoting safe sex.

Someone has been pissing on my Gamecube and I'm about to close the case.

Titembay

I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn't cotton candy like the guy said... my tummy itches.

Brick Tamland

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