I want to thank you for saving my life. I'll be eternally grateful to you.

Briony Tallis, aged 13

John Jameson: Thought he was your pal.
Mary Jane Watson: Peter Parker?
John Jameson: Yeah.
Mary Jane Watson: Uh, he's just a great big jerk.
John Jameson: Well, the world's full of great big jerks.

I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.

Harry Burns

Lorraine Baines: Anyway, after Grandpa hit him, I...
Linda McFly: Yeah, yeah, we know. You felt sorry for him, so you decided to go with him to the Fish Under the Sea dance.
Lorraine Baines: No, no, it was the Enchantment Under the Sea dance.

I should have known Osborn wouldn't have the guts to finish you.

Dr. Otto Octavius

The only mistake I ever made was to appoint a sniveling little weasel like you Secretary of Defense. However, that is a mistake, I am happy to say, that I don't have to live with. Mr. Nimzicki... you're fired.

President Thomas Whitmore

My sweet dick, it's magic!

Patches O'Houlihan

Momma, welcome to the sixties.

Tracy Turnblad

Neville, you're supposed to stroke it!


I thought you would be bigger. I put your face on every bully I've ever hurt.

Hannibal Lecter

Deputy Clementine Johnson: You need to go to the store and get me some cranberry juice cuz it's gonna be one of those days!
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: Uh oh, yeast infection time!

Lord Farquaad: Evening. Mirror, mirror, on the wall / Is this not the most perfect kingdom of them all?
Magic Mirror: Well, technically, you're not a king.
Lord Farquaad: Thelonius?
Magic Mirror: [nervous] Er, I mean you're not a king yet.

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