Ultron can't see the difference between saving the world and destroying it. Where do you think he gets that from?

Wanda Maximoff

It's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.

Mike McDermott

They think I do not know a buttload of crap about the Gospel, but I do!

Nacho

I wanna wear the gold medal... naked.

Hector

Clark: Real tomato ketchup, Eddie?
Cousin Eddie: Oh, nothing but the best.

Iceman: You can be my wingman any time.
Maverick: Bullshit! You can be mine.

[after his neighbor changes into a zombie] The first girl I let into my life and she tries to eat me.

Columbus

Genevieve: I'm a bad girl.
Detective James Carter: Hallelujah!

Chris Kyle: I’ve got a woman and a kid 200 yards out, moving towards the convoy. Her arms aren’t swinging. She’s carrying something. Yeah, she’s got a grenade. She’s got an RKG, Russian grenade, she’s handing to the kid.
Command: You say a woman and a kid?
Chris Kyle: You got eyes on this? Can you confirm?
Command: Negative, your call
Winston: They fry you if you’re wrong.

Tony Stark: What's the vibranium for?
Ultron: I'm glad you asked that, because I wanted to take this time to explain my evil plan...

Wow, If he's here, who's running hell?

Van Wilder

Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Think classy, you'll be classy. If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press'll think you're colorful. Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means you are a slob.

Crash Davis

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