When did you go through puberty? Like at seven or something?

Mr. Walters

On board every flight, there's one stewardess you long to seduce.


Will someone please save these people from themselves!

Tony Blair

Luvven Coddle: I sense a, a yearning in you. A, a searching, almost, as if you're lost. You've been lost for a long, long time. Am I right? You found Jesus, Al.
Al Fountain: Why? Is he missing?

Gimbel's Manager: Why are you smiling like that?
Buddy: I just like to smile, smiling's my favorite.

Hell to the yeah!


Isn't that just like a wop? Brings a knife to a gun fight.


You have the ring, and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Let's see how well you handle it.

Dark Helmet

You think you can go on like this forever? Living like this with no consequences? There are *always* consequences.


You're a fascist pig!

Theodore Faron

[Speaks into the earpiece] This is the world's most precious resource, we need to control as much of it as we can.

Dominic Greene

HEY, HEY, HEY! That's mine! Hey, take those headphones off, right now!

Peter Quill

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