Charlie Swan: What's going on?
Jacob Black: [pause] I kissed Bella.
Jacob Black: And she broke her hand.
Jacob Black: Punching my face.
Jacob Black: It was a complete misunderstanding.
Will Munny: I seen 'em, Ned, I seen the angel of death, he's got snake eyes.
Ned Logan: Who Will, who's got snake eyes?
Will Munny: It's the angel of death. Oh Ned, I'm scared of dying.
Ned Logan: Easy, partner, easy.
Will Munny: I see Claudia too.
Ned Logan: That's good, Will, that's good you saw Claudia, ain't it?
Will Munny: Her face was all covered with worms. Oh Ned, I'm scared, I'm dying. Don't tell nobody, don't tell my kids, none of the things I done, hear me?
Ned Logan: All right, Will.
Anthony: No, no, no, take that voodoo-ass thing off of there right now!
Peter: I know you just didn't call St. Christopher voodoo. Man's the patron saint of travelers, dog.
Anthony: You had a conversation with God, huh? What did God say? Go forth, my son, and leave big slobbery suction rings on every dashboard you find? Why the hell do you do that?
Peter: Look at the way your crazy ass drive, then ask me that again!
Nickolai. Tick-tock. Tick-tock. Tick-tock!Chuck Noland
There's a mirror right there. Take a look, you're white.Denise
[about the room] We've had our tetanus shots... right?Amy Fox
I think you owe me for deceiving me so exquisitely.Larry
Elle: For that matter, any masturbatory emissions could be termed reckless abandonment.
Professor Callahan: You've just won your case.
Four turtles, one's fighting a robot samurai. Why not?Vernon Fenwick
Maria Elena used to say that only unfulfilled love can be romantic.Juan Antonio
Stella Bridger: You know this was never about the gold.
Steve: What ever helps you sleep at night sweetheart.
[Stella punches Steve]
I could bunk down anywhere, West wing, master suite, I'm not picky.E.B.