Indiana Jones: Come on, Dad! Come on!
Professor Henry Jones: What about the boat? We're not going on the boat?

[aboard Mega-Maid] Thank you for pressing the self destruct button.

Self-Destruct Voice

We are in the most dangerous city in the world, except maybe for Detroit.

Larry

Aunt Voula: Nikki, how come you no come to curler my hairs this morning?
Nikki: Ma! I had to drop Dimos at work. And now, I gotta go open the travel agency, because, you know, some jag-off and his big-ass girlfriend are too busy.

Jazz: You want a piece of me, huh?
Megatron: No, I want two!

Boobie Miles: I get straight A's. I'm a athlete.
Reporter: In what subject?
Boobie Miles: Hey, there's only one subject. It's football.

Bonesaw McGraw: What're ya doin' up there?
Spider-Man: Staying away from you. That's a cute outfit. Did your husband give it to you?

Henrik Vanger: The clock is ticking, I need your help.
Mikael Blomkvist: Doing what?
Henrik Vanger: Officially assisting with my memoirs. But what you'll really be doing is investigating thieves, misers and bullies - the most detestable collection of people that you will ever meet -- my family.

Velma Von Tussle: Hey you. Can I ask you a personal question?
Edna Turnblad: No, you may not...
Velma Von Tussle: Is your daughter mulatto?

Captain Typho: My Lady, let me come with you.
Padmé: There is no danger. The fighting is over, and... this is personal.
Captain Typho: As you wish, My Lady... but I strongly disagree.
Padmé: I'll be all right, Captain. This is something I must do myself. Besides, Threepio will look after me.
C-3PO: Oh, dear.

Well, uh, I guess this is my last video log. Whatever happens tonight, either way, I'm not going to be coming back to this place. Well, I guess I better go. I don't wanna be late for my own party. It's my birthday, after all. This is Jake Sully signing off.

Jake Sully

Sam: This looks strangely familiar.
Frodo: Because we've been here before. We're going in circles!

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