Today we are one family.

President Thomas Wilson

Karl: Sir, I'm retired navy, I know all about classified. But one more thing. The person who finds her gets to name her right?
Dan: Yes, yes that's right, that's right.
Karl: I wanna name her Dottie after my wife. She's a vicious life-sucking bitch from which there is no escape.

I'm sorry I left you, Lois.


Conviction, it turns out, is a luxury of those on the sidelines, Mr. Nash.


Lucy: Daddy, did God made for you to be like this or was it an accident?
Sam: Ok, what do you mean?
Lucy: I mean you're different.
Sam: But what do you mean?
Lucy: You're not like other daddies.
Sam: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Yeah, I'm sorry.
Lucy: It's ok, daddy. It's ok. Don't be sorry. I'm lucky. Nobody else's daddy ever comes to the park.
Sam: Yeah! Yeah! Yeah, we are lucky. Aren't we lucky? Yeah!

Mike McDermott: You comin' up?
Lester 'Worm' Murphy: No, I've been standin' out here all this time just to say hi.
Mike McDermott: All right, listen, things haven't been that smooth on the homefront so, you know, tone it down a little, all right?
Lester 'Worm' Murphy: Tone done what, motherfucker?

It's like my mom says, "The weak are always trying to sabatoge the strong."

Tracy Flick

Agent 99: Did I hear something?
Maxwell Smart: Yes, there were some tap dancers in the hallway.

Apollo Creed vs. the Italian Stallion. Sounds like a damn monster movie.

Apollo Creed

Ned: Phil, this is the best day of my life.
Phil: Mine too.
Rita: Mine too.
Ned: Where are we going?
Rita: Oh, let's not spoil it!

[about Mystique]
Wolverine: She's good.
Magneto: You have no idea.

[talking about Nigel] I'm tired of sticking up for his intelligence.

David St. Hubbins

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