You like baseball? We need lights for the parks, so kids can play at night. So they can play baseball. So they don't become burros para los malones. Everyone likes baseball. Everyone likes parks.

Javier Rodriguez

Harry: Now what?
Hermione: We save Sirius.
Harry: How?
Hermione: No idea.

Henri Ducard: And do you still feel responsible for your parents' death?
Bruce Wayne: My anger outweighs my guilt.

Raleigh: You made a cuckold of me.
Margot: I know.
Raleigh: Many times over.
Margot: So sorry.

Hey, lookie here, she's a brick... duh-duh-duh, house!

Mirror Man

Torrance Shipman: He's your brother, you don't see him the way I do.
Missy: And that's a good thing because that would be a crime.

In the three years I followed His ass around Jerusalem, did I ever get laid? Hell no. And I was in my prime. I could've been knee-deep in shepherd's daughters, not to mention fine-ass Mary Magdalene. She had a thing for dark meat, if you follow me.

Rufus

You with me, baby?

Buddy 'Aces' Israel

I know fucking karate.

Dirk

What was the first thing I ever said to you?

Neville Flynn

[after being tortured by weed whacker] Who brings a weed wacker on a boat?

Drug Lord's First Hostage

You wanna to go home? Find Jason Bourne.

Pamela Landy

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