Ethan Hunt: I thought I was going to see Max.
Matthias: You misunderstood. No one sees Max.
Ethan Hunt: Then what am I doing here?
Matthias: Allowing Max to see you, and hear what you've got to say.
Ethan Hunt: I don't communicate very well through a shroud.
Matthias: If Max doesn't like what you have to say, you will be wearing that shroud... indefinitely.

I am Iron Man.
[cow falls on him]

Iron Man

You can't come in here, this is my mastabatorium!

Dr. Finch

Hasta la vista, baby.

The Terminator

Peter Parker: I don't need your help.
Mary Jane Watson: Everybody needs help. Even Spider-Man.

If I have any more fun today I don't think I can take it!

Franklin

Ishmael: You been drinking, Mr. Munson?
Roy: I don't puke when I drink. I puke when I don't.

Jerry Maguire: This is going to change everything.
Dorothy: Promise?

[to robot, referring to fire extinguisher] Please don't follow me around with it either, because I feel like I'm gonna catch on fire spontaneously.

Tony Stark

President Thomas Whitmore: I don't understand, where does all this come from? How do you get funding for something like this?
Julius Levinson: You don't actually think they spend $20,000 on a hammer, $30,000 on a toilet seat do you?

Courtney: Pass, ew! Good riddance!
Whitney: I don't believe in osmosis.

Don't be a fool and wrap your tool.

Van Wilder

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