Ethan Hunt: I thought I was going to see Max.
Matthias: You misunderstood. No one sees Max.
Ethan Hunt: Then what am I doing here?
Matthias: Allowing Max to see you, and hear what you've got to say.
Ethan Hunt: I don't communicate very well through a shroud.
Matthias: If Max doesn't like what you have to say, you will be wearing that shroud... indefinitely.
I am Iron Man.Iron Man
[cow falls on him]
You can't come in here, this is my mastabatorium!Dr. Finch
Hasta la vista, baby.The Terminator
Peter Parker: I don't need your help.
Mary Jane Watson: Everybody needs help. Even Spider-Man.
If I have any more fun today I don't think I can take it!Franklin
Ishmael: You been drinking, Mr. Munson?
Roy: I don't puke when I drink. I puke when I don't.
Jerry Maguire: This is going to change everything.
[to robot, referring to fire extinguisher] Please don't follow me around with it either, because I feel like I'm gonna catch on fire spontaneously.Tony Stark
President Thomas Whitmore: I don't understand, where does all this come from? How do you get funding for something like this?
Julius Levinson: You don't actually think they spend $20,000 on a hammer, $30,000 on a toilet seat do you?
Courtney: Pass, ew! Good riddance!
Whitney: I don't believe in osmosis.
Don't be a fool and wrap your tool.Van Wilder