You have no call to get snippy with me; I'm just trying to do my job here.

Marge Gunderson

To the top of Mount Wanna-hock-a-loogie.

Gill

Jack Ryan: Are you serious? You really wanna box?
Nancy Hayes: If I win, you show me how to steal a car. If you win, I do whatever you want. Put em up!
Jack Ryan: You grow up on a marine base?
Nancy Hayes: Don't use the, "I've never hit a girl" excuse.
Jack Ryan: I've never hit a girl.
[Nancy hits him in the head]
Jack Ryan: Don't be hitting me in my head when I'm not looking. You just awakened a sleeping giant.

Sarah: Maybe every girl in my family have to sleep with you.
Beau Burroughs: I don't know if they have to, but they certainly have.

I know it's deviant... but it's kinda turning me on.
[kisses Michael again]

Donna Newman

It's gonna take a stick of dynamite to get me out of my parents' house.

Tripp

We need somewhere to put our black asses, nigger.

Borat

Corky St. Clair: How tall are you?
Johnny: 6'2.
Corky St. Clair: Really... Wow!

Brodie: My Grandmother always used to say "why buy the cow, when you can get the sex for free".
T.S. Quint: She said that?
Brodie: All the time, before she became a lesbian on her 60th Birthday, but that's besides the point.

Yes, concentrate. Now this one's for the gold.

Ronnie

Maroni's Mistress: Can't we go someplace quieter? We can't hear each other talk.
Salvatore Maroni: What makes you think I want to hear you talk?

so, are you a bitch or a butch?

Sam

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