Tell him not to jerk off with a noose around his neck - it's dangerous.


V: May I enquire as to how you have avoided detection?
Evey Hammond: A fake ID works better then a Guy Fawkes mask.

Spray some on my butt cause I just shit my pants!

Nick Vanderpark

Please wait outside. The council will now meet in secret, debate your personality flaws, and come to a final decision.


You have such a head for knowing!


Zack: We can make a porno!
Miri: Not what I had in mind.

Okay, and life preservers, these... we may need. Although what are the odds of us actually hitting a lake? My money says if anything, it's gonna be a mountain.

Richard Hayden

The white Jesus keeps starin at me!


Woody: Buzz, you've got wings! You glow in the dark! You talk! Your helmet does that, that... *whoosh* thing! You are a cool toy!
[loses steam]
Woody: As a matter of fact, you're *too* cool.

Alma Beers Del Mar: You know, your friend could come inside, have a cup of coffee...
Ennis Del Mar: He's from Texas.
Alma Beers Del Mar: Texans don't drink coffee?

Burn, baby, burn!

Angelique Bouchard

After that my guess is that you will never hear from him again. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist. And like that... he is gone.


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