Moe: Mind your P's and Q's!
Curly: Don't forget to dot the I's!

Chili Palmer: Harry Zimm.
Harry Zimm: Jesus Christ!
Chili Palmer: How you doing? I'm Chili Palmer.
Harry Zimm: Jesus, if I have a heart attack, I hope you know what to do.

[on phone] Hello, babe. No, I'm not busy, no - fire away.

Sarah

Will Turner: Elizabeth, I should have told you every day from the moment I met you
[pause]
Will Turner: I love you.

Would it kill you to wash the bag?

Roxanne Ritchi

Dude... I cannot take you seriously in that hat...

Wilbur

I don't know what the problem is, but I'm sure it can be solved without resorting to violence.

Julius Benedict

I'm gonna construct some construction that needs to be constructed.

LeeJohn

This one here is our booty!

Rocket Raccoon

I own you, Pete. You're mine!

Happy

Airport Lot Attendant: There's a minimum charge of 4 dollars, long term parking charges by the day.
Carl Showalter: I guess you think you're... you know like an authority figure, with that stupid fucking uniform, huh buddy? King clip-on-tie there, big fucking man huh? You know these are the limits of your life man. The rule of your little fucking gate here. Here's your 4 dollars you pathetic piece of shit!

Don't worry Wilson, I'll do all the paddling. You just hang on.

Chuck Noland

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