[after Junior breaks the mirror] That's seven years bad luck.

Raoul

Bud Brumder: What is that smell? What am I sitting in?
Cindy: Relax. It's just urine.
Bud Brumder: Oh.

Johnny Cash: The phone's dead.
Waylon Jennings: Yeah. It's been turned off due to insufficient fundellations.

OK, Ms DumBum ain't your teacher today, I am, and I have a headache and the runs. So I say, time for recess!

Dewey Finn

Mike: You shouldn't be sorry, you're a winner. I'm the fucking loser. I'm the one who should be sorry.
Trent: Baby don't talk that way.
Mike: Can we just go, please, can we go?
Trent: Baby look at me, look at me. You're money, and you know what else? You're a big winner tonight.
Mike: I want to leave.
Trent: You're a big winner.

I don't want to lie. I can't tell the truth. So it's over.

Alice

Graham Hess: You're scaring your sister.
Bo: I'm already scared.

Hans Gruber: You an American?
John McClane: Only if New Jersey counts.

We might just make it. Did that thought ever cross your brain? Well regardless I would rather take my chance out there on the ocean, that to stay here and die on this shithole island spending the rest of my life talking to a god damn VOLLEYBALL.

Chuck Noland

Jocelyn: Run and I will run with you.
William: I cannot run!

Louis Simo: Whatever you want to say...
Laurie Simo: Are you going to fight everybody?
Louis Simo: I thought you liked tough guys.

Boyd 'Bible' Swan: Here's a Bible verse I think about sometimes. Manytimes. It goes
Norman Ellison: [Mumbling] Send me.
Wardaddy: Book of Isaiah, Chapter six.

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