Shrek: Excuse me; can you ladies tell me where to find...
Cheerleader: Ugh, totally ew-eth.
All I've been doing is reading this diary wondering how the hell I'm still alive?Jim
You totally killed us, you evil metal dickweeds!Bill
Plankton: Will you stop playing that tiny piano?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Sorry.
Mike McDermott: If you had it to do all over again, knowing what would happen, would you make the same choice?
Professor Petrovsky: What choice?
Hans Gruber: You an American?
John McClane: Only if New Jersey counts.
Maybe you're perfect right now. Maybe you don't wanna ruin that. I think that's a super philosophy, Will, that way you can go through your entire life without ever having to really know anybody...Sean
David Mills: Why us?
Mark Swarr: He says he admires you.
Roland: God love you, William.
William: I know, I know. 'Cause no one else will.
Ellie: I don't see a way out of this.
Jessica: Well maybe there is.
Jack: Man! That's tasty!
Miles Raymond: That's 100% pinot noir. Single vineyard. They don't even make it any more.
Jack: Pinot noir?
Miles Raymond: Mmm-hmm.
Jack: Then how come it's white?
Miles Raymond: [laughs] Oh, Jesus. Don't ask questions like that up in wine country. They'll think you're some kind of dumbshit, OK?
Operation Santa Claus is coming to town!Steve Claus