[watching sexy girl wash a car] My Lord, whatever I done, don't strike me blind for another couple of minutes.


I don't love you anymore. Goodbye.


You guys are pros. The best. I'm sure you can make it out of the casino. Of course, lest we forget, once you're out the front door, you're still in the middle of the fucking desert!


Soldier: Is it cool if I get a picture with you?
Tony Stark: Yes. Yes it's very cool. I don't wanna see this on your myspace page. No gang signs please. No, throw it up, I'm kidding.

Dr. Jones, in our country, it's not usual for a guest to insult his host.

Chattar Lal

[after letting Danielle out] I shall go down in history as The Man Who Opened a Door!

Leonardo da Vinci

I hope they can find the little black box.

The Riddler

Don't eat the corn dogs.


I thought she hated my guts.


Dory: ... It's orange and small, and has stripes...
Marlin: Me, and the next one - just a guess - me.
Dory: Okay, that's just scary.

Agent Frank Burton: Listen to me Nathan, were going to find you.
Nathan: Not if I find you first!

T.S. Quint: [Reading the break-up letter that Renee gave Brodie] Woah, she calls you "callow" in here.
Brodie: You say that like it's bad.
T.S. Quint: It means frightened and weak-willed.
Brodie: Really? Shit. That was the only part of the letter I thought was complimentary.

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