Ms. Darbus: This school is about more than just young men in baggy shorts flinging balls for touchdowns.
Jack Bolton: Baskets. uh They shoot baskets.
Those that can't do, teach, and those that can't teach... teach gym.Dewey Finn
[to Beamen] You're very, very young... and your very, very stupid.Tony D'Amato
[to Madolyn] If we're not gonna make it, it's gotta be you that gets out, cause I'm not capable. I'm fucking Irish, I'll deal with something being wrong for the rest of my life.Colin Sullivan
We are only here briefly, and in this moment I want to allow myself joy.Amy
What are you looking at? Wipe that face off your head, bitch.Darla
Yeah, you Americans, why don't you go back to strip malls und drink your Zimas and Smirnoff Ices!Otto
Ryan: You love the Red Sox, but have they ever loved you back?
Ben: Who do you think you are, Dr. Phil? Go on, get outta here!
Your society nods its head at any horror the American teenager can think to bring upon itself.J.D.
A woman is said to be worth her weight in hens. And a man's wealth is measured by the size of his cock.Armand
Santosh Patel: You think tiger is your friend, he is an animal, not a playmate.
Pi Patel: Animals have souls... I have seen it in their eyes.
Annie, when you're attracted to someone, it just means that your subconscious is attracted to their subconscious, subconsciously. So what we think of as fate is just two neuroses knowing that they are a perfect match.Dennis Reed