[Referring to Fury] It's my home.

Wardaddy

Jake La Motta: She says he's pretty.
Joey LaMotta: Yeah, well, you make him ugly.

You've gotta wait till the seed grows into a plant. Then you've gotta fuck the plant.

Cal

King Dingaling.

Mike Lowrey

Rawlins: He's just a boy.
Trip: He a weak white boy, and beatin' on a nigger make him feel strong.

Grouchy: Where the Smurf are we?
Gutsy: Up the smurfin' creek without a paddle, that's where!

Burn, baby, burn!

Angelique Bouchard

[about Omar] Son of a bitch is trying to build a pipeline through his own cheap fucking country. We didn't liberate Turaqistan to get hustled by some cocksucking fezzhead, Hauser. Terminate. You do that voodoo that you do so well.

The Vice President

All I'm saying is, when we split the cheque three ways the steak-eater picks the pocket of the salad-man.

The Blue Raja

Please Captain, not in front of the Klingons.

Spock

Did those crows just say we're gonna die?

Finley

Reed Richards: [extends his arm, stretching it under a metal door, and bringing his hand up to the window on the other side]
Johnny Storm: That's gross!

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